Showcasing my revolutionary new invention, People Power!, which solves both obesity and rising gas prices.

In which I reveal my longstanding prophetic nightmares about eating bowls of soup, and how they came true.

I received an ill-timed criticism about a sensitive issue during finals week, and very fully addressed the issue.

Waxing nostalgic about my initial introduction to popular music, and my circular accelleration from pop to modern rock to indie and back again.

Our dining commons inspires aggression in even the most docile souls. An acknowlegement of a subtle evil that can be simply eliminated.

My first pair of black low-top Chucks had to be replaced after almost 6 years of steady use. I had to memorialize them.