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{Monday, May 05 2008}
Authenticity!

Pete won a Slinky at a friend's house this weekend. Except, because we are poor graduate students, it wasn't actually a Slinky. Instead, he came home with a Metal Spring (tm).

Please note that the packaging for the above Metal Spring also brags about how it "DOES TRICKS" and is fabricated from "REAL METAL." Which is awesome, because God forbid we lower ourselves to purchasing an Imitation Metal Spring, or Metal-Like Spring. 100% Real Metal Trick-Doing Spring -- accept no substitutes!

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