The similitude is uncanny!

Ninjas dress in all black.

GARTH dresses in all black!

Ninjas are mammals.

GARTH is a mammal!

Ninjas fight ALL the time.

GARTH fights all the time!

Ninjas are stealthy.

GARTH is stealthy!

Ninjas are silent, but deadly.

GARTH is silent, but deadly!

The purpose of ninjas is to flip out and kill people.

The purpose of GARTH is to flip out and kill string!

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