19 April 2012
A selected list of important questions entrusted to the minds of preliterate babies, toddlers, and preschoolers:
- Where is Baby’s Belly Button?
- Are You My Mother?
- What Color is It?
- What Makes a Rainbow?
- Where Does Maisy Live?
- Where is Maisy?
- Mr. Brown Can Moo! Can You?
- Is Your Mama a Llama?
- Are You a Cow?
- Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See?
- Polar Bear, Polar Bear, What Do You Hear?
Why must we demand so much of them at such a tender age, I ask? Surely we, as a nation, can afford to establish a Bear Sensory Experience Task Force or Baby Navel Location Task Detail instead of exploiting intellectual child labor to investigate so many vital questions!