A selected list of important questions entrusted to the minds of preliterate babies, toddlers, and preschoolers:

• Where is Baby’s Belly Button?
• Are You My Mother?
• Peek-a-WHO?
• What Color is It?
• What Makes a Rainbow?
• Where Does Maisy Live?
• Where is Maisy?
• Mr. Brown Can Moo!  Can You?
• Is Your Mama a Llama?
• Are You a Cow?
• Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See?
• Polar Bear, Polar Bear, What Do You Hear?

Why must we demand so much of them at such a tender age, I ask?  Surely we, as a nation, can afford to establish a Bear Sensory Experience Task Force or Baby Navel Location Task Detail instead of exploiting intellectual child labor to investigate so many vital questions!

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