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Regrets, I Have a Few
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Spot the Difference!
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Ah, Spring
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Another Reason to be Happy that Valentine's Day is Past
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This Year's Model
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Find the Themes in this Selected List of Things I Have Recently Called the Cats
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22 July
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Our Little Materialists
Wait a Minute, Mr. Postman
The Secret Handshake of Adulthood
All Things Considered, We're Glad to Have Him Back
Hot Dog!
Plus ça change...
The Mighty Hunter Stalks the Plains
Notes on Cat Ownership, Thriftiness, and the Occasional Intersection of the Two
I Tell You, I Have Poor Circulation!
It Begins
Things I Have Purchased This Year That Have Their Own Informercials
Props to Those Who Deserve It
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We Like to Move It Move It
[Nasal, High-Pitched Whine.]
Forming the Master Plan
To Our Fuzzy Companions
Endgame
Ah, Spring.
Adaptation
But Somehow the Vital Connection is Made
Gluttony Is My Favorite Deadly Sin?
Gluttony Is My Favorite Deadly Sin
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Most Awesome Piece of Sleep-Logic Yet This Week
Freedom!
For Nikki
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I Can't Make This Stuff Up
Pass the Geritol
Egalitarianism
Safety First
Unlocking the Secrets of the Forbidden Stall
Comeuppance
Why I Am Always Right
I Am Superman, and Other Unrelated Notes
22 July 2006
a flying, giant friction blast...
Spring Semester, 2006
Reaching for the Amnesty Bin
It Runs in the Family
So Bad It's Good
They Say That Pets Take After Their Owners
Our Future is in the Children
2005
The Earphone Effect
Vague Annoyances #1 & #2
Conspiracy
Perfectionism
Complete Disillusionment: Achieved!
Creating Realistic Dialogue, Lesson One
Youth, Eternally
In Which I Shed a Silent Tear for the Ozone Layer
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
Changes!
The Universe has a Sense of Humor, Proof # 2098
Grotesquerie, Pt. 3
Eighteenth-Century Advice Column
Good To Know
Holidays That Didn't Quite Work Out
Top 6 for the Week of October 30th, 2005, In No Particular Order
Samhain
Searching
Superficiality is Always a Good Way to Start the Week
Annoying / Not
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Reason #357 Why I Love Hardwood Floors
Honeymooners
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Monday
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Kids These Days
Creative Autonomy
The White Girl's Burden
Out of the Pantry Endlessly Snacking
Talking to Strangers
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i'fackins
I'm Just a Squirrel
Puffy
Oh My Gosh
Meanwhile, Behind the Scenes at the Jejune Wedding...
Civic Pride / Civic Duty
A la récherche..
Sixteen Going on Twenty-Six
Three Words: Blue Velvet Blazer
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Life Lesson No. 376
The Wrong Words
So Much Negative Indie Cred, It's Almost Positive
Relax In Our Spa-Like Facilities
California Love
The Horror! The Horror!
Who Told?
Talking to Strangers
I Make Jokes About How Exciting My Life Is So You Don't Have To
Best. Phone Call. Ever.
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All The Small Things
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Baby, You Can Drive My Car
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All In the Timing
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Grotesquerie, Pt. 2
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Struck
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Curse You, Mike Myers!
Tally
Katie and Pete's Guide to a Fairy-Tale Wedding
Self-Selection
The Manolo No-Poncho Pledge
In Passing, Wisconsin Edition
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Custom Work
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It Took Six Years, But We're OK With That
For the Fourth Year in a Row
When I'm Sixty-Four
But Of Course
Poise and Dedication
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... In Ten Years
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More Duvet For Your Ducat
Nesting
Somewhere They Are Hiding The Kitty Weight Gain 3000
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The 'Burbs
... Each With Its Own Pros and Cons
"Here's to another goddamn New Year"
Karmic Retribution
In Memoriam CAJ
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Things That You Might Not Know Because You Have No Reason To
Wintry Mix
Can You Tell I Don't Want To Grade These Papers?
Hitchhiker
Oh, the Allergens
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Sympathy
Bathtub Physics, Ancients vs. Moderns Edition
Better... Stronger... Faster...
And Another Thing
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Be Thankful
Christmas Comes Early
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Lost Joys
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News From Home
Personalities Not Merged Yet, People
At Least My State Swung The Right Way
October Wrap-Up
Articulating Future Goals, One At A Time
Vacation Of Sorts
How The Internet Changed My Life Today
In the Neighborhood
I Don't Mingle, I Eat and I Sit
Wisconsin Foliage, Unite!
Campaigning
L'enfer, c'est les autres
In Which Bush Reaffirms My Job Security
Shhhh
Phrase of the Day
Crochety
Self-Definition Through Consumerism
Gone Bananas
Back, And (Physically) Better
Quiet Desperation
You Have Never Seen Such Desk-Chair Dancing
Don't Call It Snobbery; Think Of It As Elitism
Thin Line
Maximized Distraction
A Little Learning
Truth, Fiction
Just In Case You Ever Really Believed In Academe
Taking The Bad With The Good
The Jackass Award of the Day
A Day in the Life of Sebastian the Cat
On Language: Two Posts in One!
In Sync
Katie's Razor
Gangsta Style
There Is Some Justice
Breakfast of Champions
One Way To Relax
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In My City Home
Confessions, Part Two
Confessions, Part One
Think You're Already Trying Too Hard?
Progress
Where It's At
Pages From The Catalogue Of Pretension
I Now Pronounce You Czar & Czarina
Two Great Summertime Tastes That Don't Exactly Go Great Together
Meteorological Synaesthesia
Auctioneering
Titles That My Mail Called Me Today
Not A Joke, But An Observation
#1 With a Bullet
Consciousness Reawakened by Plain Light of Day
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An Event Four Months In The Making
Entertain Me
Oh, The Self-Evident Irony!
The Most Awesome Thing I Saw Today
Narrative Fails, Part Two
Narrative Fails
Wee Donkey
Animals vs. Humans
Guilt / Redemption
Congrats!
Of Note
Should We Talk About The Weather?
Literature
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Like Riding a Bicycle
The Joys of Rental
Viva los carbohidratos!
School's Out For Summer
Real Genius, Part Two
Needed
Biker Dude
Quiet?
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Real Genius
What The World Needs Now
The Sound of Suburbia
Struck, Part Two
Pattern
Struck, Part One
I Cede to Popular Demand
Now With 200% More Hair
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Pleathe Floth
Convenience Itself
... The Hell?
Working My Nerves
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The World Always Finds Me
Thank You, Prefrontal Cortex
Sublet
Business As Usual
The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
On Your Own
Whiplash
Two Things, Both Vaguely Disturbing
Big Boxes & Me
This Entry Brought To You By The WiscWorld Modem Pool
Moving
Objective: 1997
T-Minus Seven Days And Counting
Antisocial, For Real
The Future Is Now
Trade Mark
It Takes A Village (Of 300,000)
In Other Recent Entertainment News
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Intimations of Universality
Intermission
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Reclaiming The Holiday
Code Words
It's Good To Have Goals
Localization
So Much For Education
My Brother Chewbacca
Too Much Top 40 Rots The Brain
You Got Served
In Fragments
Non Sequitur
Where We Like Our Snow, And Our Cheese, Squeaky
A Tough Nut To Crack
Walking on Water
Confidential Information
Lost Faith
This Is Not My Biological Clock Speaking
Mail Filter
Jump-Start Your Social Life
Verbal
Sell Out
Do The Math
In The Meantime
Temporary Vacation
Never Use A Dull Razor
Triumph in Failure
Homeward Bind
Homeward Bound (I Kind Of Wish I Were)
That's A Lot Of Trees
The Subtle Joys of Academia
If I Become A Member, At Least I'll Get A Discount
Slowly Turning Into My Mother
The Detritus of our Lives
Waiting For Inspiration
Because This Will Only Make My Google Referrals Even More Interesting
Good Writing
... And Gladly Teche
Intellectual Snobbery
Ka-Thunk
Simplify
Virtual Insanity
Cut-Rate
Faster Than Two Speeding Typewriters!
Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay
Cute, But Lethal
Literary Benchmark
All Work And No Update Makes Katie A Dull Girl
The Paper Trail
Escalating Obscurity
Briefly
Cautionary Tale
All-Singing, All-Dancing
Life, 1; Subconscious, 0
No Longer Hallowe'en
The Missing State
Five Years of Nonstop Excitement
Madison Rebel
Major Life Decisions
I Loves Me Some PBS
Q & A
All Boxed Up
Public Service Announcement
Adventures in Teaching, Volume One
Randomness Nuggets (Now with Nested Lists!)
Nirvana Is Only $7.99 Away
Going Native
Very Small
Affection
Chocolate Pancakes?!
Sloganeering
Bookishness
The Trials of Being Popular
Not For The Faint At Heart
Culinary Abuse
As If I Needed Another Reason To Emigrate
To: California Readers
Better Living Through Baked Goods
The SUV of Timepieces
You're Never Too Old
Formula With Flair
In Which Our Heroine Gains Perspective
Aeration
Slowly Achieving World Domination
Waiting For My Laundry To Dry
Vote Early, Vote Often
Internet, You Have Failed Me
Zesty Tidbits
Darling, Don't Go
Agenda
Do My Homework
One Word
Embodying the Katie Contradiction of Modernity
Recipe For Indigestion
Great Cosmic Mysteries
Some Workings Of My Fragile Little Mind
I Don't Wanna Grow Up
Notes From A First-Day Teacher
A Little Piece of Deep-Fried Heaven
Blame It On The Rain
I Lack Timing
First-Day Fun
Des objets de... quoi?
Hmmm
Maintaining Standards
Are You Experienced?
Bookish
More Bang For Your Bootleggin' Buck
Updates
The Everlasting Search for Meaning
Solicitation
Linky-Dinky
Oh, The Humility
This Is The Sound Of The Other Shoe Dropping
On Fashion
Somewhere Short of Forever
Moving On
Time To Kick Some Ass And Take Some Names
I've Got It All Figured Out
Gender Trouble
Lit-Bits
Unsolicited Advice
Exploiting the Confessional Nature of the Web
Mystery Solved
READ
Very Important, I
The Countdown Begins
Jejune Sighting
We Love Bad (But Heartfelt) Metaphors
The Care and Feeding of Your Footwear
On Frivolity
Unfinished
Better Mousing Through Technology
Nice Day, Isn't It?
Versus
Automotive Style
In Search of a Proper Expression of Masculinity
On Mortality: or, Celebrating 60 More Years of Maternal Harassment
In Parallel
Stranger Than Fiction
Reason #573 Why Living Alone (ok, with a roommate) Is Overrated
Reason #572 Why Living Alone (ok, with a roommate) Rules
I Didn't Leave My Heart in San Francisco, But I Left My Shoes
Bad Graphic Design in Action
Defending Proper Usage
Things You Learn By Sign
It Offendeth My Sight
More About The Name Game
Why I Enjoy Letters From My Aged Relatives
Need More Laundry
On the Weather
It's About Prevention.
Back in the USSR
California Fragments, Volume Two
California Fragments, Volume One
Did I Mention
It's Inane Sing-Along Time
Lower Standards
People... Reading?
Duplicity
Sinfulness
Revelation
Monday: Listed, but Not Orderly
Don't Worry, We're In Good Hands
Q. and A.
Because I'm Already Working the Slightly Risqué
Why I Run This Site
Not Pessimist, But Realist
Summer. In the City.
Three Days
It's Official
In Search of Shiny Hair
Cats in Hats
The Ring
How To Cheaply and Effectively Clean Your Carpet Without a Vacuum
And We Are Next To Godliness
Dudes.
Check Baby, Check Baby, One-Two-Three-Four
Because I've Been Slacking on my Entertain-You-At-Work Duties, Some Fragments
In Passing, Bonus Edition
Buy American
During the Intermission
Call it Progress
Words Fly Up
In Anticipation of Tomorrow
Just for Future Reference
Ugly, Mean, and Nasty
You Never Think It'll Happen Here
Approved Stress-Relievers Appropriate for Finals Season
Philiminated!
In the Academic Vein
Visitors
Sometimes I Just Don't Understand the Mail
Deo For My BO
Celebration...?
Fashion Notes
How To NOT Charm Me
I Scream
How Not To Study
Prepare For Meltdown
How-To
Research Time! Party Time! Excellent!
Noted Between 5 and 6 pm This Afternoon
The Big Questions
MTV Has Gone Too Far
Words, Words, Words
Addendum
Bridging the Atlantic Divide
Remembering Rube Goldberg
Here Comes Peter Cottontail
Dear Fashion Industry,
Chalkboards 5-0
Worst. Line. Ever.
Spring
Adoration
Do The Math
Eau du Fruit
Now Playing...
Gonna Get Myself Connected
Go Shorty, It's Ya Birf'day
Dear Mister Translator
It Burns!
Questions, Questions
Anti-Nostalgia
Inertia
Armchair Workout
Asstastic
Classin' It Up
Semantics
Why I Love the Midwest
I Voted Today
Wrath Successfully Engaged
Experiencing The Ultimate Sugar Rush
Friday's Notes
Anticipating the Worst
Jejune Sighting
Judging By Cover
Because I Enjoy Compressing My Linkage:
On the Keen Psychological Tactics of JiffyLube Mechanics
Birth Announcement
Happy Monday
Unsubmitted Letters to The Ethicist, Volume 1
Notes To Self
It's That Special Time of Year
Ego Boost
Jump To The Rhythm
Reason #4032 Why You Should Not Name Your Daughter "Madison"
Spring? Sproing!
The Contender
Commentary
Are We There Yet?
Runniness, Explained
Stay Tuned
Good Advices
Paging Dr. Friedan
OE portends RL
Am I Being Indiscrete?
Practically Karmic Equity
Upgraded from Dopey
Also
Priorities: Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Watch American Idol
All the Modern Things
It's Like That
Nostalgie Francophone
Quiet Mountain Town
The Line Cut
The Problems of the Upper Midwest
Excuses
Classics
Computer Problems
Contemplating the Literary Olympics
A Mighty Wind
Sweets
Assets
The Baby Thing
Product-ivity
Photographica
On Non-Productivity
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Gloveslap
Book Shelves
One of These Things is Not Like The Other
A Special Message to our Readers on the East Coast
(...)
An Open Letter to Local Drivers
St. Valentine's
How I'm Gonna Make My Millions
Gvn't Reversion
Katie Jejune, Music Spoiler
Don't Eat the Red Ones
Drippy
Meanwhile, Within the Halls of Schmaltz
Perspective
From the Archives
Decorating for Dummies
Thursday, Thursday, Thursday
Where'd My Tooth Enamel Go?
Letters
Magnetic Fun
Picture Perfect
Falling Farther into the Pit of Predictability
... Generation
The Monday Report
Baby's First Peace Rally
It Is the Dawn of the 21st Century!
Good Morning!
Lexicon
Marketability
Back to Life, Back to Reality
Jiggly!
Instant Karma
Repent Now!
Context
Denial
\(*^_^*)/
A Diamond Is...
Local Color
Em-pee-three of the Day
... Under the Sea
State Pride
Fun with ICQ
Salted Water
Learn from My Mistakes
Independent Woman Pt. 1
"Brie and cheese."
Augh!
CST
The Few, the Proud, the Well-Gummed
LOTR: 2 T
Day-End Detritus
Welcome! You've Got Mail!
XML
And the Wait Shortens
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Auld Lang Syne
Dignity you can Dig
You want Photos?
Smart Marketing
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We're Thrifty Like That
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Aww, jeez.
It's all changing for the better
I Fought the Law
Regrets of the Early Rising
Pepsi One, Diet Coke, and Me
People Power!
Chicken Soup for the Soul
Memoirs of an Accellerated Musical Education
Fry Bitches and How To Fight Them
Hey Now, You're An All-Star
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